Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Your cock deserves a montage
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I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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