I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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