I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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