Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
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