he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Umm I'm too high to move.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
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last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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