Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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