billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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