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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he quoted the bible to break up with me
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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