So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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