She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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