like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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