Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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