I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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