i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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