Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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