Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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