They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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