Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
is that a dick in a sweater?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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