i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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