Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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