Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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