"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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