Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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