College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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