God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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