Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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