he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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