I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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