don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize