I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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