I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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