i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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