Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Can I color on your dick again?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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