You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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