i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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