Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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