Pappa wants mamma naked
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
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I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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