The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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