Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The Olympian is in my bed
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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