Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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