TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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