i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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