i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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