I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Fuck appropriateness.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just invented taco cereal.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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