I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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