at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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