I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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