please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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