why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize