I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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